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"Let there arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good enjoining what is right and forbidding what is wrong; they are the ones to attain felicity".
(surah Al-Imran,ayat-104)
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User Name: Shaker
Full Name: Asrar Ahmad Shaker Shaker
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Wonderful Definitions

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

 

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree

and a woman gains her masters.

 

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by

feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the

Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the

minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody

believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest.... except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classics: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouths.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise.

 

 

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Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others. But.. Legends never talk, they creats emails. Nothing is impossble in this world.. Even the word impossible says... I M POSSIBLE صرف خدمت خلق اور نیک نیتی کی غرض سے Best regards, ﺭﻛﺍﺷ ﺪﻤﺣﺍﺭﺍﺭﺳﺍ Asrar Ahmad Shaker http://groups.yahoo.com/group/AsrarAhmadShaker/

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