Mail frm Asrar's mobile
1.)
> Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
> right and you need to shut up.
>
> 2.)
> Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
> Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
> more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
> 3.)
> Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
> you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
> end in fine.
>
> 4.)
> Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
> 5.)
> Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
> often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
> idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
> nothing.)
>
> 6.)
> That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
> can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
> before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
> 7.)
> Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
> you're welcome.
>
> 8.)
> Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
> this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
> is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
> 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN
Add to that:
09. Very funny : not funny at all.
10. I like that : She does not like it at all.
11. whatever : In women lingo it is almost the equivalent of F*#K U 12. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee : It means she likes it. 13. Eeyuu : she doesnt like it. 14. Eeks : It's awful hmmmmm .... there were many more but they are not coming to mind.Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others. But.. Legends never talk, they creats emails. Nothing is impossble in this world.. Even the word impossible says... I M POSSIBLE