President Zardari "“ A test tube baby & product of the flawed democracy and a barren constitutional quean.  

Peoples are surprised and wondered around the world, how a plunderer, thug and murdered made fool to entire mankind. Question is whether Zardari a constitutional "Mr. President"? In words of Barrister Aitzaz Ahsan, Yes! So it is assumed that it is "common Law marriage (Mutta)" of "flawed democracy" and "barren constitutional quean" which gave birth to an illegitimate test tube child.

To whom may we blame? Whether to constitution of 1973? Because it is like a buffoon who pleased everyone, it is like an animal that can give birth to twins, triplicates or quadruplicates; it is barren for ordinary peoples, but fertile for imposters. Is it a failed document? It could not shelter fundamental liberties, basic rights, parliamentary sovereignty, rule of law and constitutional rights. It provides support to only crumbling dictatorships, knave feudal system, impious judicial actors and imposter politicians. It has so many flaws that since last 35 years it's almost entire clauses have lost its meanings, omitted or amended. Politicians without legitimate strength, army with the help of guns, fearful and corrupt judiciary and crook establishment have ruined its basic ethics and principals with the help of "illusionist democratic might" or "political orphans" for vested interests. NRO is a stigma on the forehead of democracy, corrupt and murderer president shows how ethically and morally corrupt nation we are. Media is dead or snoozing like opium addicts; if politician, army and establishment are responsible then media is equally responsible flawed and artificial democracy. Invasion of a known corrupt person, where constitution is silent to ask for his looted assets, then this country is better without 1973 constitution.

Some peoples are saying that an American financed group is behind bashing Aitzaz Ahsan, truth is that peoples who are criticizing his role in presidential elections are not against him neither anybody has withdrawn his support nor any person has backed out from rule of law or return of Chief Justice. Criticism is basically on those actions which PPP's illiterate culture taught him and he still believes on those flawed principals. Doubts he has created after nomination of Zardari as presidential candidate and later stressed that he is constitutional president. Criticism is only on his double standard.

"Peaceful" defense of Pakistan a joke:

Ch: Mukhtar and Yousuf Raza Gailani who did not have the abilities to even handle mayor ship of a city are now Defense Minister and Prime Minister of Pakistan. What Mukhtar said reflects his mentality being shoe Maker (Mochi) and Postmortem of Gailani requires separate column. However both are scapegoats and Zardari treat them as personal servant. To define meaning of peaceful defense, there is a very old joke, vulgarity of joke will made hot "Aunties" and cold "uncles" happy.

"Long ago there was a Raja in Hindustan, very peace loving, licentious and alcoholic. Unfortunately neighboring king invaded on his kingdom, he had no time to think about defense of his kingdom due to his engagements, he had lot of lick lacking advisors around him. He asked them how peacefully we could defend our kingdom. Among others one advisor who was senior and experienced, suggested that I have a brilliant idea"¦peaceful defense "¦ Raja okayed his plan without having look with go ahead signal"¦. Senior advisor said let me give a chance to manage war, King agreed and ordered to go ahead"¦advisor ordered to bring together all eunuchs from the kingdom, he took them to battle field and ordered them to remove all of their clothes, then he asked massagers to rub all of them with rich oil, in front line (of ill equipped army) a row of eunuchs was drawn soon before dawn, he ordered eunuchs as soon as sun may rise you turn your backs to invading army. "¦.. So when sun started to rise, its first rays reflected with oily skin and started to shine"¦. In the mean while invaders were also preparing to attack "¦ all of a sudden some soldiers viewed opposite battle field and started to"¦.. scream"¦look"¦look"¦.opposite forces have canons"¦in hundreds"¦we can't fight with such a sophisticated weapons"¦so invader king returned with its army"¦and Raja again started his old activities. Peoples still do not remember that wise advisor with good words, who peacefully returned a big army neither invader defeated nor did defenders face defeat, because when invaders reached in the mid of the returning journey some informer told them facts of eunuchs"¦. He returned and occupied that kingdom"¦."

This joke is a lesson for Zardari and company, and advisors who are dying for dollars. It also addressed to Army Chief who is making optimistic public, playing with their sentiments and on other hand continuously killing citizens, tell us drones and helicopters are speedy or Pakistan's F-16's/Mirages.

Zardari's picture on the title page of the Times magazine:

This credit goes to Mark A Seagel who is on pay role of Benazir and Zardari, moreover such cover picture has enhanced numbers of Haqqani, Mahnaz & Farahnaz Ispahani. However if conservatives may win elections, then democrat supporters including Mark A Seagel and Mahnaz Ispahani will create embarrassment for Zardari.

Earthman

International Professor