India's Fake Tons: Politics of Cricket Gimmicks
-Dr. Abdul Ruff
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Did not India fix the first Test match in South Africa exclusively for "Sachuin ton", so that India could complete 50 tons"? Why India is eager to make such fake tons? Oh, terror India, why are you so irreparably fanatic? India Rout and Sachuin Ton? Fantastic!
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Indo-South Africa teams seem to have resumed joint cricket exercises even in SA exchanging tons. On the eve of its republic day announcements for awards for its pampered billionaires, India is strenuously making all out efforts to make Sachin shine in South Africa where MK Gandhi was encouraged by British bosses to begin his struggle for Independence for promoting Indian corporate system and colonialism. Indian regime some how think cricket manipulator Sachin is India while India is only a part of Sachin and promote corporate pampering of Tendulkar for special runs.
India exchanged one double tons and two tons with one ton for Sachin and South African cricket boys have done a marvelous job of promoting Indian interests to boost its tainted image. In the first innings, SA boys deliberately demonstrated- or were made to do so by Indians as part of a larger scheme in favor of "Sachuin ton", that they are the best bowlers while fielding, and the best bat-boys while bating; but when India began bating, SA boys showed they are not really the best bowlers and exist only to promote Indian fanatic interests. The way little SA boys kept Sachiun alive till he made his "ton" shows they are capable of bowling gimmicks. But when Sachuin got the "ton", Dhoni's wicket fell without reaching his "ton" and Harbajan simply threw his bat and ball into SA net, maybe happy that his IPL Mumbai boss has some how managed a ton.(Or, SA picked up two wickets immediately after Sachin’s ton?). The point Dhoni and Singh were trying to make is Sachuin alone is capable of "tons" and the rest are waste cards. The bowlers jumped hell and down while two wickets fell one after the other as if they achieved something significant. What a show!
For the first in Test history South Africa defeated India at home in Test with an innings.
SA boys let Sachuin stay back all alone on the field in the capacity as post-match watch man with his empty bat till the next match... poor India!
And Team rout and S-ton!
Did not India fixed the match exclusively for "Sachuin ton", so that India could complete 50 tons" ? Why India is eager to make such fake tons? Oh, terror India, why are you so irreparably fanatic?
When I wrote the following piece on cricket gimmicks in South Africa yesterday, I knew that India was trying to its 50 tons. Today, I am overwhelmed by my guess work on the basis of past observations of Indian cricketism and terrorism. My thoughts have been proven right.
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An innocent looking India, using cricket and sport events in India to boost its false image, is once again at its old tricks to somehow save, since it cannot win it anyway, the Test which is already in South Africa’s visible pocket. When India saw that the SA boys are unstoppable with centuries at Centurion and making steady inroads into Indian bowling departments, India quickly revised its bowling strategy to first appease them with quick free runs only get reciprocative runs in the second innings. Kallis made his first double tons and AB De Villiers was offered to enjoy his bating for quickest ton in 70 plus balls in a Test match. Look at the speed he was made to make his century at Centurion!
Indian mischief is the secret of its success! SA has the habit of offering new records to India, like 6 Sixes in an over, etc, on payment cum reciprocation basis. SA is also a main supplier of terror goods to India.
In response to Indian, compelled, positive gestures the SA bowlers became very lenient offering 190 runs in a couple of hours in the last session of the third Day after SA declared at 620 in the first innings. Since Kallis and others have got big runs from crippled Indian bowlers including Sixes and Fours from Tandulakar, Raina, et el, SA bowlers are slow peddling in attempting at LBW or stumps. Mutual awards are not uncommon in cricket to boost the image of some. Later, it became amply clear both of them were barbing the Australians in favor a ton to India…
Possibly both teams (SA-Ind) have decided about finale by now and unless SA plays for India, the result is a foregone conclusion. Indian sport nets reporting running commentary keep coercing the crazy Indians to make Indian gods and godesses, known for their pro-Hindu bias in sports, support only Indian exclusives, while the Indian mafias and corporate guys do the needful from behind scene. India believes only “miracles” and mischief can save India – not real skills and talents. What a shame!
In Australia, the home team thrashed the England team convincingly, without prolonging the match to the fifth day after ensuring a win. It has been the practice of foreign teams in India to play for India and lose or agree for “draws” Had Australia played in Indian they would have extended the match to the fifth day as well as part of joint cricket exercises.
Ponting and Clarke have become almost irrelevant in cricket thanks manly to their tainted IPL gimmicks, playing for India for extra cash. Ponting could celebrate his birth day because despite his irrelevance and poor “form” (or mischief?) Australia has won the Test2. At one point it appeared Australians value extra Euros more than victory ( after all euros are costlier than US dollars and weak Indian rupees) and supported England. Johnson, Harris and Hussey should have shared the man of the match. (Against English bowling onslaught 100 plus Hussey considers a big feat). The cricket judges, as usual, have committed a big blunter in not recognizing the collective efforts of Aussies for Ashes.
The message form South Africa is unambiguous: 20 Indian wickets and an innings are hardly equal to 4 wickets of South Africa. Poor fanatic Indian cricket people - they are unable to blast crackers and semi-bombs to celebrate because India has lost to South Africa in the worst possible manner with an innings. Indians would now wait for the second Test to “achieve” what they want apart from “S-ton”.
As far as cricket Test is concerned, the second innings are farce! Test cricket, meant only boost individuals with 100s etc, is not reliable sport as it lacks credibility!
Why India is keen to boost its tainted sport image in cricketism?