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"Let there arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good enjoining what is right and forbidding what is wrong; they are the ones to attain felicity".
(surah Al-Imran,ayat-104)
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User Name: nrqazi
Full Name: Naeem Qazi
User since: 25/Nov/2007
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No offence to any sect or political party; this joke truly depicts the state of affairs in the land of pure

I was walking home the other day when I saw a man try to hurl him himself in front of a speeding bus.

Stop! I said. You'll kill yourself.
 
That's exactly what I'm trying to do. I have nothing to live for. No job. No family. No electricity. No gas. Nothing.

Are you an atheist or a man of religion? I asked.

I am a Muslim.
 
So am I. Shia or Sunni?

Sunni.
 
Good. Good. So am I. Deobandi or Barelvi?

Barelvi.
 
Great! So am I. Are you Ahle Hadees or Ahle Sunnah?

Ahle Sunnah.
 
Excellent. So am I. Are you Hanafi, Shaafi. Maliki, Hanabali?

Hanafi.
 
Excellent. Excellent. You must be a Sufi too. Qadri,Chisti, Naqshabandi, Suhrawardi?

Chisti.

Wow! So am I. Any political views?

I am MQM.

MQM. So am I. Mutehda or Haquiqi?

Haquiqi.
 
HAQUIQI? Did you say H-a-q-u-i-q-i?

Yes.

DIE you infidel!

 

And I threw him in front of the next speeding bus.

 

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