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"Let there arise out of you a band of people inviting to all that is good enjoining what is right and forbidding what is wrong; they are the ones to attain felicity".
(surah Al-Imran,ayat-104)
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Full Name: Noman Zafar
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George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech. After his talk he offers question
time.One little boy puts
up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

“Bob”.

“And what is your question, Bob?”

“I have 3 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN?

Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more
votes?

And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush
informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.When they resume
George says, “OK,
where were we? Oh that’s right — question time. Who
has a question?”

A different little boy puts up his hand . George
points him out and
asks him what his name is. “Steve”

“And what is your question, Steve?”

“I have 5 questions.

First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN?

Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more
votes?

Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And fifth, Where is “Bob”? !!
 Reply:   Caution ... They Walk Among Us
Replied by(Noman) Replied on (28/Aug/2006)
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old, still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:

"Free to good home. You want it, you take it".

For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.

Caution ... They Walk Among Us


While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!


I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week". He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . .

They Walk Among Us!


My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".

They Walk Among Us!


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

They Walk Among Us!


My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

They Walk Among Us!


I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

They Walk Among Us!


I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane
arrived yet?

They Walk Among Us!


While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to
eat 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us too. They walk among us, and reproduce!
 
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